I remember a night spent in a little country pub with one of my relatives (no name no pack drill) I said to this relative you will have to find a nice young lady and settle down maybe have kids, to which the reply went something along the lines of, not me im not an idiot, i like the single life too much, no woman is gonna run my life, im not having ankle biters running around the place making a mess keeping me up all the night.
Well suprise suprise i just got a phone call from an expectant grandmother, and a soon to be mother inlaw to boot to tell me that this two faced sod is expecting a child (well his FIANCE is anyway). So I think that is a pint you owe me very very soon for spinning so much shit and lying through your back teeth about what you really wanted out of life!!!!
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only joking mark. congratulations.
yeh! Great news.
(Good to see Phil back on the blog too)
Cheers guys! Im really really over the moon!
You may have noticed that I havent published any other comments on my blog, because I want to wait the customary 3 months before I announce it to my mates, that will be in about 3 weeks or so.
Congratulations on your nads being in first rate working order!
That rohypnol is magic stuff but sometimes it can come back and bite you on the arse!
Seriously though, this family has a repeated history of 3 children per family!!!!!
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