And they are looking after us!

I heard yesterday about a case of a man who hung himself, his ex wife whom he had been seperated from for 4 years was still technically his next of kin so the police contacted her to pass back his possessions which were still in their care, these included clothes money etc. AND the bloody rope that he hung himself with.............idiots, they said they were very sorry for any upset they caused. surely they could have checked, they said it shouldnt have been there, damn right it shouldnt, and these people are there to keep us safe, yeah right.

I can save this country billions.

Sometimes the solutions to problems are too simple to see and they are there infront of you all the time.I have a friend who is longtime unemployed/sick/swinging the lead etc etc.
He was last week forced to start a 13 week training course, he hates it, says it is a waste of time and effort. He has to go or he loses his dole, so it got me thinking if this course is as bad as he says (apparently one day was problem solving and they had to read a statement which was "the bus is red" and then the question was....what colour is the bus?)why not employ an army of instructors and make every unemployed person attend these courses every single day just like we have to go to work every single day and if they dont turn up they lose benefits, just as we do as workers (unless you get paid sick) all the genuine unemployed will get help on these courses applying for jobs and updating cv's etc, where as the bone idol and spongers will lose the luxury of staying in bed all day or going to the pub or going to their mates......you get the picture. and how long would it be before they would want to find a job because they are sick of attending these courses. also run them as a 3 shift system and do 6 to 2, 2 to 10 and nights so the little scrotes have a bit of disruption to their social life just as we do.I am serious with this and i think it might work.if anyone goes on sick whilst unemployed just pay them an amount which is lower as is our ssp. This is my latest policy in the election brochure on behalf of the stop being taken for a c**t party.

I can save Hull city council millions.

Ask someone from Hessle if the live in Hull and see what the answer is. They are run by East Riding of yorkshire county council.When it comes to school league tables they are proud to point out that they aren't in Hull. They don't pay any council tax to Hull city council, So, answer me this. Why the f**k are we paying for their bridge?

The royal visit.

So, we were blessed with the prescsnce of our reigning monarch today as she and her hubby visited our fair city. Everything was cleaned, painted, spruced up etc, etc.Also, half the town was closed, roads were blocked, cars were not allowed to park down side streets, police were everywhere in massive numbers (try to find one tomorrow and there wont be any available)All this will have cost money, now dont get me wrong, deep down I am a bit of a royalist. I actually think she does a good job creating interest and bringing in tourists, But until today I have always believed what we are told that the royal family actually create more wealth than they cost us.
I got to thinking, not just the money we pay them each year for them, their families,staff etc. There is also the cost of all the special arrangements and precautions taken every time she visits places, I would guess todays visit has cost the people of Hull at least a few hundred thousand pounds if not into the million pound bracket when you think of all the disruption plus the extra cost of policing and the like and the cost of the searches that have been going on for the last week or so down drains amongst other places, lets say she does 100 visits to cities and towns a year and multiply this money by that number and we start to see what an obscene amount of money is spent on one family.